#manfred🥇 answers

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

Happy gay month because ik you gay n stuff and you got gay kids so yeah

“Tch. They aren’t doing a very good job at making their queerness apparent, as a perfect gay would.”

@perfectprosecutorfranziska are you alive :(

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

“I did not step on the annoying one.”

*crayon walks up with tears in his eyes and a giant cartoonishly sized footprint across his body*

“MANSPREAD STEPPED ON ME!”

-@eatingcrayonsinthecorner

“Now why would he do that?”

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

gay son or thot daughter?

“I already have both.”

@perfectprosecutorfranziska

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

* Throw to big fistful of pink glitter at you*

SPARKLE YOU GLORIOUS OLD MAN

SPARKLE ✨✨✨✨

“Nrgk-!”

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

Sir, could I ask you what your father was like?

“No.”

OOC: Putting a break bc n*zis are below

Manfred was born in the early 50s in Germany. The von Karmas had (before and during the war) aligned themselves with the Nazi Party both because they were fascists and to gain status politically. Manfred’s father was very publicly supportive of Hitler up until 1945, when he completely flipped the von Karmas’ stance publicly in preparation of avoiding consequences when Nazi Germany lost the war.

Post WW2, Manfred’s father remained outwardly headstrong and very narcissistic, which Manfred has modeled religiously since his own childhood. Yes, Manfred was regularly physically punished as a child for anything less than perfection, as were the majority of his peers.

Manfred parented his children— especially Miles and Franziska —in a very similar manner to how his father parented him; however, physical violence was not a common occurrence in their lives as it was in his, but rather a scattered collection of one-off incidents.

Note: Manfred von Karma’s childhood is not to blame for his behavior, but rather one of many factors. It also does not excuse his treatment of Miles or Franziska.

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

Hello hello! I turned you into a drag queen! How do you feel about your new look? :3

I think you look great in drag mister von Karma sir! X3

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

MANINLOVEWITHGANTSAYSWHAT

“Pardon?”

@gantofficer

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

i knew you were homosexual, the vibes were too strong

“I am not a homosexual.”

@gantofficer I feel like we need evil old men trio interactions on this site. for the people

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

You should teach Gant to keep his mouth shut.

“You think I haven’t tried already?”

@gantofficer

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

... Is any of the kids biologically urs and gants? :3

“No.”

@gantofficer condolences about your fertility issues 😔

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

What do you think of my partner, papa?

[Its a picture of maya]

- Franziska ( @perfectprosecutorfranziska )

Sigh.

“You have the same foolish taste as your brother.”

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

I bet if you ever read bedtime stories to Franziska and Miles, you read them stuff like Daumenlutscher (The Thumbsucker) or the original Brothers Grimm fairytales. You give off a sort of "I like to emotionally scar children" vibe :)

“How else will they learn?”

@perfectprosecutorfranziska

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

Hey Manfred do you have a gaydar or are you like a magnet to gay ppl because likeeeee...

You got two gay kids there is no way that wasn't intentional lolol

“Hphm.”

@gantofficer I feel you have something funny to add…

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

Did you hear the Chief Gant is giving away 50 dollars to anyone who asks?

“Foolish.”

@gantofficer

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

Were you and Gregory Edgeworth eved involved in a situationship?

“Dear God no.”

[ask-a-man-freeded-from-karma]

Would you kiss Gant for 100 bucks?

“I’m dead. Money has no appeal to me.”

@gantofficer